"Is there an iss-ue, Papa?"

Collector Tin

No issues son :) Mommy and Daddy just opened up an RESP and bank account, for when you are old enough and hopefully decide to go on and study more after high school. The bank gave us a nice tin you can use as your first piggy-bank. Daddy and Mommy then went to Daddy's doctor so that someone could take out the staples in his head from the operation. They are now all gone and in a few days, Daddy can have a shampoo with some of your hair soap. It's going to feel soooo good I bet, to get  all cleaned up again.

So no dear, nothing is wrong. Go back to nappies, k? Daddy loves you so much.

For those not familiar with the title's reference, here's a YouTube of the commercial (poor quality):